You need a larger urinary bladder when...


1) ...you're in dreamland happily with your prince charming and when he's about to kiss you, you have to excuse yourself to the toilet. And later you go back to sleep without him. Total zzzz-ness.

2) ...you're on your way to school, almost late, and your bladder kills. The next stop is 3 minutes away but the toilet is eurgh. Your school is 10 mins away and the toilet is much better. But your bladder is killing you! And you're almost late!
Solution: Always remember to bring a plastic bag everywhere you go =)

3) ...you're having a cold war with your parents and locking yourself in your room. No adjoining toilet sorry. OMO And suddenly you remembered you just drank up all the 'tong sui' your mum made. the whole pot. Say sorry to your parents or bladder huh?
Solution: Go to sleep until point 1 occurs.

4) ...you're going to perform on stage soon, but you keep visiting the toilet every so often. It seems like your bladder cannot even contain a drop of water in it. You're scared you might pee on stage.
Solution: Wear dark coloured pants. Just in case.

5) ...you're stuck in traffic jam and there's absolutely no toilet stops on the way =( Aww too bad then.

6) ...you've found a toilet, but got no small change....... Impossible to give the penjaga tandas RM50 right?! Your bladder would burst when they finally hand you your change.


To make things easier --- drink less water, okay? =D

Nah just doing this out of boredom. Kinda meaningless.